■ Chris Forrest brings his one-man comedy, Who’s Your Daddy, to the Kalk Bay Theatre from Monday July 24 to Sunday August 6. Chris sheds some light on his experiences of becoming a father. His number one golden rule is “Don’t argue with a pregnant woman” – and that’s coming from experience. From pregnancy to birth, sleepless nights, dirty nappies and everything in between, Chris shares valuable tips about what really happens and how to deal with it.The show is written by Chris and directed by Bevan Cullinan. Tickets cost R150, with a “buy one get one free” Tuesday show special, and are available at www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za. Call the theatre at 021 788 7257 or email firstname.lastname@example.org for more information.